The Hasty Series | Fuckin' Seahorses, Am I Right?
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like. There's no schedule for these installments; I just write these when I'm too lazy to write a more substantial blog post!
I mean, I know they are a thing that is alive and has a scientific explanation and stuff, but when you actually see them at an aquarium or somewhere like that - they are some strange mother fuckers.
They have great posture. And I feel like they should be wearing prescription eyewear. I know they don’t, but it seems weirder that they don’t wear glasses than if I actually saw them wearing glasses.
And whenever I see them in person - like at an aquarium - they seem like they swim like a robot vacuum vacuums - only changing direction once they bump into something. Its like they have no real agenda and the flapping of their little fins is not to propel them through the water, but instead its just that they’re very excited about something and the fins are doing what they’re doing in order to expel that excitement from their bodies.
Seahorses all awkwardly interact with one another too. I think it would be cliche to say that I believe all seahorses remind me of nerdy accountants, but it’s hard to argue otherwise. I mean, all seahorses are dorks of some kind - that is clear. But what kind of dork - that’s a bit harder to land on.
Anyway. This is the kind of fuckin’ bullshit we post on here every-now-and-then. Don’t like it…then go back to scrolling on Instagram you shallow turd.
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