Eat a dick.  My name is Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek - but you can call me Billie - and I am the Editor-In-Chief of this stupid fucking blog.  I was hired by our founder and CEO - Mr. Rose - after a chance meeting in Munich.  He bumped into me on the street.  I cursed at him - in my native German - and he responded with a very loud "go fuck yourself kraut," and then threw a pigeon at me.  After I learned he was a Yankee, I told him in the nicest english, "your hat is stupid and so is your face."  We both smiled and here I am today.  Complaining about everything and getting paid for it!