The Hasty Series | Fuck You Four-Way Stop

Welcome to the Hasty Series!  This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like.  There's no schedule for these installments; I just write these when I'm too lazy to write a more substantial blog post! 

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Fuck you Four-Way Stop.

Yeah, that's right, fuck your antiquated mode of traffic control. 

A Traffic Circle is far more superior; Traffic Circles favor bold decision making and immediate commitment.  

But you, Four-Way Stop, you are merely a gathering point for automobile operators to question their Jekyll and Hyde morality in what should be a simple daily interaction amongst human beings.  

You, Four-Way Stop, have the nerve to convince at least three of the four automobile operators - who through destiny alone have arrived at your stupid stop lines at the exact same time - to all at once "wave" each other through. Only leading to a collection of dorks who each say to themselves: 

"No, no, you go. Oh no, okay, I'll go. Oh wait, yeah, you go. Oh wait, I'll go."  

All whilst each operator repeatedly compresses and decompresses the brake pedal, leading to a bunch of jerks just sitting there snapping their heads back and forth as they try to remain courteous to one another.  

All until one of those automobile operators looses that decency toward their common man and adds a "fuck-it , I'll just fuckin' go" and bursts through the center of the Four-Way Stop. And then the nerve of the remaining automobile operators as they curse the same operator that they had momentarily before, just given a friendly wave to "go ahead."  

Yes, you Four-Way Stop, have in the span of 15 seconds, caused each operator to psychotically and bi-polarly change their attitudes toward one another.  

Yes, you Four-Way Stop, I believe are the single catalyst for many a mental illnesses that plague our nation.  

Fuck you. 

F**k You Four-Way Stop

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