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Eat a dick. My name is Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek - but you can call me Billie - and I am the Editor-In-Chief of this stupid fucking blog. I was hired by our founder and CEO - Mr. Rose - after a chance meeting in Munich. He bumped into me on the street. I cursed at him - in my native German - and he responded with a very loud "go fuck yourself kraut," and then threw a pigeon at me. After I learned he was a Yankee, I told him in the nicest english, "your hat is stupid and so is your face." We both smiled and here I am today. Complaining about everything and getting paid for it!
My fucking life.
The Hasty Series | Trained, Bold, & Without Mercy
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like. There's no schedule for these installments; I just write these when I'm too lazy to write a more substantial blog post! Their talent is born to them; their tenacity is uncompromising. Without fear, they pursue their target; they maneuver with precision and righteous rigor. They are seemingly everywhere at once, yet nowhere when a threat
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
5 days ago
Amazing Rip-Offs
There are some obvious rip-offs in this fucking world that are not just regular rip-offs, but like really, really, really amazing rip-offs. And some of them are so ridiculous that I have no fucking idea why the people stand for it. Really, like at what point do we - as consumers - come together and say “No. This is a rip-off. This is fucking bullshit and I will not take it anymore.” Here’s are a few fucking rip-offs that need to be addressed ASAP: College Text Books. Oka
Johnny M. Rose
Apr 3
Family Movie Night & Life
When it comes to entertaining yourself - or your family - within the confines of one’s home, the last three decades have been a roller coaster of denial, acceptance, and then more mother fuckin’ acceptance. The “Video Home System” or simply “VHS” tape brought movies into our homes; the “Video Cassette Recorder” or simply the “VCR” bought road-rage-level anger into the home. Together these two pieces of indelible, cultural, technologies created a social construct within the n
Axe Daffodil
Mar 3
Fuck These Foods and Drinks!
There are a lot of food and drink things out there that I hate - like I really fucking hate. It’s actually fucking bullshit that I hate these things so much. I need a catharsis; I need to vent about these fucking things. Rice pudding. What the fuck is this shit? Why does it exist? Pudding is meant to be a smooth, chilled treat. Why the fuck would anyone put rice in it? For texture maybe? If I want to eat anything near the consistency of this shit, I’ll go for cottage c
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Feb 20
The Hasty Series | It Really Gets In There
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like. There's no schedule for these installments; I just write these when I'm too lazy to write a more substantial blog post! The crevice is deep; the crevice is dark. The weather is unforgiving; it is at times hot and humid, and other times it is dry and dusty. Regardless of the conditions however, it is always cramped. A curious breez
Johnny M. Rose
Dec 17, 2025
Fuck Car Dealers. Really, Fuck Them Right to Hell.
There is one truth about living in a modern society; one thing that even the most diehard, middle class capitalist will outwardly declare: “I fuckin’ hate this shit!” For some stupid fuckin’ reason, we have to go to those sleeze-ball infested dungeons of putrid money hungry animals known as car dealerships when any of us wants to buy one of the most common tools that humans use in order to contribute to the western world. Why does buying a car suck so much? Well here’s a l
Johnny M. Rose
Nov 6, 2025
The Hasty Series | Fuck You Old-Timer
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't...
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Sep 24, 2025
The Hasty Series | Fuck You Four-Way Stop
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't...
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Sep 5, 2025
The Hasty Series | Fuck You Dishes & Laundry
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't...
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Aug 1, 2025
Fuck Social Media.
I remember the early days of social media; I remember signing on to myspace.com and there he was - my one friend - Tom. Tom was my only...
Johnny M. Rose
Jul 18, 2025
The Hasty Series | Fuck You Dental Insurance
Welcome to Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like....
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Jul 11, 2025
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