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Eat a dick. My name is Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek - but you can call me Billie - and I am the Editor-In-Chief of this stupid fucking blog. I was hired by our founder and CEO - Mr. Rose - after a chance meeting in Munich. He bumped into me on the street. I cursed at him - in my native German - and he responded with a very loud "go fuck yourself kraut," and then threw a pigeon at me. After I learned he was a Yankee, I told him in the nicest english, "your hat is stupid and so is your face." We both smiled and here I am today. Complaining about everything and getting paid for it!
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Family Movie Night & Life
When it comes to entertaining yourself - or your family - within the confines of one’s home, the last three decades have been a roller coaster of denial, acceptance, and then more mother fuckin’ acceptance. The “Video Home System” or simply “VHS” tape brought movies into our homes; the “Video Cassette Recorder” or simply the “VCR” bought road-rage-level anger into the home. Together these two pieces of indelible, cultural, technologies created a social construct within the n
Axe Daffodil
8 hours ago
Fuck These Foods and Drinks!
There are a lot of food and drink things out there that I hate - like I really fucking hate. It’s actually fucking bullshit that I hate these things so much. I need a catharsis; I need to vent about these fucking things. Rice pudding. What the fuck is this shit? Why does it exist? Pudding is meant to be a smooth, chilled treat. Why the fuck would anyone put rice in it? For texture maybe? If I want to eat anything near the consistency of this shit, I’ll go for cottage c
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Feb 20
Some Thoughts on Television and its Bullshit
They make television shows that they hope we’ll watch, so that while we watch they can sell us things and collect our data. And even when we like something, they will cancel it because not enough of us like that something, therefore they’re not making enough money by making us watch something that they’re being paid by someone to make us watch something that they want us to buy (fuck, I totally nailed that intro!). Capitalism can really be a pain in the ass sometimes. In thi
Axe Daffodil
Jan 9
The Hasty Series | It Really Gets In There
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like. There's no schedule for these installments; I just write these when I'm too lazy to write a more substantial blog post! The crevice is deep; the crevice is dark. The weather is unforgiving; it is at times hot and humid, and other times it is dry and dusty. Regardless of the conditions however, it is always cramped. A curious breez
Johnny M. Rose
Dec 17, 2025
Fuck Car Dealers. Really, Fuck Them Right to Hell.
There is one truth about living in a modern society; one thing that even the most diehard, middle class capitalist will outwardly declare: “I fuckin’ hate this shit!” For some stupid fuckin’ reason, we have to go to those sleeze-ball infested dungeons of putrid money hungry animals known as car dealerships when any of us wants to buy one of the most common tools that humans use in order to contribute to the western world. Why does buying a car suck so much? Well here’s a l
Johnny M. Rose
Nov 6, 2025
The Hasty Series | You Mother Fuckers
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like. There's no schedule for these installments; I just write these when I'm too lazy to write a more substantial blog post! They are oblivious. They are rude and inconsiderate. They are of advanced age. They are newly licensed. They are but one of these things. Or they are a few of these things. Regardless, they are the bane upon my exist
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Oct 24, 2025
Most Movie Sequels Suck | This Sequel Proves That
Is it my favorite movie ever? I don’t think so. Can I watch it over, and over, and over during the months of June, July, and August? ...
Axe Daffodil
Oct 7, 2025
The Hasty Series | Fuck You Old-Timer
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't...
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Sep 24, 2025
The Hasty Series | Fuck You Four-Way Stop
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't...
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Sep 4, 2025
The Hasty Series | Fuck You Platypus
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't...
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Aug 8, 2025
The Hasty Series | Fuck You Dishes & Laundry
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't...
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Jul 31, 2025
What the Fuck Just Happened?!
Many us were there; many of us remember it well. Two decades ago, we sat on the couch, eyes glued, briefly reminded about how much we...
Axe Daffodil
Jul 24, 2025
Fuck Social Media.
I remember the early days of social media; I remember signing on to myspace.com and there he was - my one friend - Tom. Tom was my only...
Johnny M. Rose
Jul 18, 2025
The Hasty Series | Fuck You Dental Insurance
Welcome to Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like....
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Jul 10, 2025
How the Fuck Did Humans Make it This Far?
Its early morning; the sun slowly appears over the horizon. Shimmers of light breakthrough; shadows creep and grow as the sun begins its...
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Jul 4, 2025
Movie Executives are Stupid
Listen, no movie franchise is perfect; with the exception of the John Wick movies - a giant fuck you if you don't agree - no other movie...
Axe Daffodil
Jun 30, 2025
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