The Hasty Series | Fuck You Platypus

Welcome to the Hasty Series!  This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like.  There's no schedule for these installments; I just write these when I'm too lazy to write a more substantial blog post! 

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How the fuck is this a thing?!

Its got a duck-bill, lays eggs, has venomous "spurs," and can detect electricity.  

Ornithorhynchus anatinus - or more commonly known as - the Platypus is fuckin' bullshit.  

Not because I have some personal vendetta against these adorable little fuckers', but because I don't buy the explanation for their fuckin' existence. The world has given me two options in regards to why these little dorks exist:

1. This creature "evolved" from a lower life-form and at some point said "this works" and now we have the Platypus...or...

   
   

2. Some higher power who had the know-it-all to create all life, said one day "watch what imma make next" [insert immature giggle].

   
   

I mean, I'm not really religious at all, but Option #2 actually seems more plausible; some supreme cosmic being was just fuckin' with us when he made the Platypus.