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Eat a dick. My name is Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek - but you can call me Billie - and I am the Editor-In-Chief of this stupid fucking blog. I was hired by our founder and CEO - Mr. Rose - after a chance meeting in Munich. He bumped into me on the street. I cursed at him - in my native German - and he responded with a very loud "go fuck yourself kraut," and then threw a pigeon at me. After I learned he was a Yankee, I told him in the nicest english, "your hat is stupid and so is your face." We both smiled and here I am today. Complaining about everything and getting paid for it!
The Hasty Series
The Hasty Series | A Few Quick "Fuck yous"
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like. There's no schedule for these installments; I just write these when I'm too lazy to write a more substantial blog post! Sometimes saying "Fuck You" is just so cathartic; today I need that catharsis. So here are a bunch of things that are fucking bullshit and need a hearty “Fuck You!” Tolls: The kind you pay to drive on a road that your t
Johnny M. Rose
Sep 11
The Hasty Series | Fuckin' Seahorses, Am I Right?
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like. There's no schedule for these installments; I just write these when I'm too lazy to write a more substantial blog post! I mean, I know they are a thing that is alive and has a scientific explanation and stuff, but when you actually see them at an aquarium or somewhere like that - they are some strange mother fuckers. They have great po
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Jul 11
The Hasty Series | Trained, Bold, & Without Mercy
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like. There's no schedule for these installments; I just write these when I'm too lazy to write a more substantial blog post! Their talent is born to them; their tenacity is uncompromising. Without fear, they pursue their target; they maneuver with precision and righteous rigor. They are seemingly everywhere at once, yet nowhere when a threat
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
May 30
The Hasty Series | It Really Gets In There
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like. There's no schedule for these installments; I just write these when I'm too lazy to write a more substantial blog post! The crevice is deep; the crevice is dark. The weather is unforgiving; it is at times hot and humid, and other times it is dry and dusty. Regardless of the conditions however, it is always cramped. A curious breez
Johnny M. Rose
Dec 17, 2025
The Hasty Series | You Mother Fuckers
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like. There's no schedule for these installments; I just write these when I'm too lazy to write a more substantial blog post! They are oblivious. They are rude and inconsiderate. They are of advanced age. They are newly licensed. They are but one of these things. Or they are a few of these things. Regardless, they are the bane upon my exist
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Oct 24, 2025
The Hasty Series | Fuck You Old-Timer
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't...
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Sep 24, 2025
The Hasty Series | Fuck You Four-Way Stop
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't...
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Sep 5, 2025
The Hasty Series | Fuck You Platypus
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't...
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Aug 8, 2025
The Hasty Series | Fuck You Dishes & Laundry
Welcome to the Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't...
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Aug 1, 2025
The Hasty Series | Fuck You Dental Insurance
Welcome to Hasty Series! This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like....
Beilthfsnuse Ciltsihek
Jul 11, 2025
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