The Hasty Series | You Mother Fuckers

Welcome to the Hasty Series!  This series is an every-now-and-then blog post delivering a quick "fuck you" to something that I don't like.  There's no schedule for these installments; I just write these when I'm too lazy to write a more substantial blog post! 

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They are oblivious.

They are rude and inconsiderate.

They are of advanced age.

They are newly licensed.  

They are but one of these things.

Or they are a few of these things.

Regardless, they are the bane upon my existence.  

And I can’t do a damn thing about it.  

Sure, I could convince them that their action is unjust.  But the level of convincing needed would probably require an action by me that would ultimately land me in prison.  

These people are truly unequalled in their contribution to making modern life the fuckin’ bullshit that it is.

They are charlatans; for the place at which they perform their action, is a place reserved for only those who are bold and have a subconscious desire to live a life of calculated risk.  

The left lane is for three things you mother fuckers:

1. Passing.

2. Giving considerate space for law enforcement, construction crews, or disabled vehicles on the shoulder.

3. Fuckin going above the posted speed limit.

   
   

Get out of the left lane you piece of shit.  If you need to pass someone, then fuckin’ pass them.  Don’t drive along beside them for miles on end, just listening to your yacht rock and ignoring the line of people behind you that you’re slowly turning into homicidal maniacs.  

Fuck you left lane driver that should be in the right lane.  You are a cocksucker.